Tuesday, February 8, 2011

"Gaaahhh!!" Definition: Unknown

Thesis.


the.sis [thee-sis] – noun, plural: -ses

“A dissertation on a particular subject in which one has done original research, as one presented by a candidate for a diploma or degree.”

Thesis.



Nightmare.

night.mare. [nahyt-mair] – noun

“1. A terrifying dream in which the dreamer experiences feelings of helplessness, extreme anxiety, sorrow, etc.
2. A condition, thought, or experience suggestive of a nightmare.”

Nightmare.



Overwhelm.

o.ver.whelm [oh-ver-hwelm] – verb

“1. To overcome completely in mind or feeling.
2. To overpower or overcome, especially with superior forces; destroy; crush.”

Overwhelm.



My Thesis.

my.the.sis [my thee-sis] – noun

“1. A dissertation on the Americanization of the Holocaust in which I have done original research, intended to be presented for a degree.

2. An overwhelming nightmare that has consumed my life, causing me to experience feelings of helplessness, extreme anxiety, sorrow, fear, inadequacy, a crippling fear of failure, incompetence, hopelessness, apprehension, angst, nervousness, worry, fear, panic, and general ineptitude.

3. Side effects: irritability, upset stomach, headache, dizziness, high blood pressure, difficulty breathing, IBD, indigestion, increased food consumption, blurred vision, weight gain, hypersomnia, agitation, fatigue, self-loathing, atypical depression, chronic migraine, increased smoking, malaise, frustration, snarkiness, lethargy and ADD.”

My Thesis.

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