"Little Miss Muffett
Sat on her tuffet
Eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider
Who sat down beside her
And frightened Miss Muffett away."
Then:
"Little Miss Jacque
Sat on her couch
Eating a bowl of sauerkraut and Frosted Mini Wheats.
Along came a spider
Who sat down beside her
So she beat the everlovin' shit out of it with her spoon until it was a pile of goo which she then steam cleaned from the cushions."
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