Friday, April 16, 2010

Sep. 12, 2008 - Naked headless babies with wings!

So, I got this wild hair up my ass to make chicken noodle soup tonight for dinner - from scratch. Nevermind the fact that I don't get home until 6:45 or so... I wanted homemade chicken noodle... damnit... and I get what I want... (that's why I'm fat!)

So I went to the store where I purchased carrots, celery, onion, chicken bullion, noodles.... get home.... no chicken. I'm freak-tastic-ly brilliant. However, I did happen to have two frozen solid rock cornish game hens... why I had two frigid whole birds in my freezer, I can't quite remember, but I did. So, I pulled out these 1 pound blocks of icy fowl, and set them to thaw under running water.... Once partially thawed, I gave up waiting, and peeled the plastic from them....

They looked like little headless naked babies with wings... slightly creepy if you think about the fact that i was about to submerge them both in boiling water....

*giggle*


So, I boil the little naked baby things... until, once again, I got tired of waiting... so I went over to look at them before pulling them from the bubbling water.....


The water was sending bubbles up through the neck cavity... so it looked like the little naked baby things were tooting away happily under water....

Having just written that, I feel it lacks the hilarity I took from it at the moment... and it becomes another thing that you would have had to have been there to appreciate....


But I'll leave you with this mental picture.....

Naked, headless babies with wings and extreme flatulence....

And ripping apart their half-cooked bodies was disturbingly satisfying... in a creepy sort of way.

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