An example of a perfectly balanced meal is Country Fried Steak, Mashed Potatoes, and a shit ton of gravy... with corn on the cob and lots of salt and butter.
Not only does this meal taste spectacular which releases chemicals that do happy-dances on the receptors in your brain, it is a PERFECTLY BALANCED MEAL!!!
..."But Jacque, it's not healthy! That is the fastest way to a heart attack!!"
... I think NOT, my friend... and here's the scientific reason why:
While undeniably loaded in artery clogging fat, it is also loaded with blood-pressure boosting sodium! So, by consuming the large amount of sodium, the blood pressure is successfully increased to push the blood through the clogging arteries, thereby balancing out the potentially detrimental effects of the fat!
See!!! I'm a GENIUS!!!!
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